James Lumalu

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May 22, 2015

Buy Sean Weatherspoon’s Suburban Georgia Home — $539,900

After spending five seasons with the Atlanta Falcons, linebacker Sean Weatherspoon said, “Adios!” and set off for the West Coast, signing a one-year, $4 million deal with the Arizona Cardinals. It should be a fresh start for Weatherspoon, who is...

May 21, 2015

Here’s James Harden Taking Out His Anger on Some Curtains

With the Houston Rockets trailing 99-98 in the final seconds of the fourth quarter, James Harden had the opportunity to steal Game 2 from the Golden State Warriors. Unfortunately, Harden made a questionable pass in transition to a trailing Dwight...

May 21, 2015

Buy This Pittsburgh Steelers Yamaha Motorcycle — $5,000

It can be tough out there for motorcycle riders who want to show off their team pride. You can’t put up those little flags people put on their cars and decals are pretty much worthless since no one will see...

Missouri’s Use of Ginger Magic Not Enough Against Alabama

Missouri’s SEC Tournament run came to a disappointing conclusion Thursday afternoon, as the Tigers were eliminated after losing to Alabama 4-3. However, Mizzou players can go home knowing they did everything they could possibly do to come away with a...

May 21, 2015

Tailgate to the Chip Kelly Experience In This Eagles Short Bus — $3,500

Are you a Philadelphia Eagles fan who doesn’t know what to expect after Chip Kelly’s weird offseason? Join the club. My advice to all you folks is to just enjoy the ride and get effing drunk in this Eagles tailgate...

May 21, 2015

Britt McHenry Unintentionally Videobombs Dave McMenamin's Report Hustling For an Interview

We may be in the minority here at BC, but we’re thrilled to see Britt McHenry has rebounded from her major tow company mishap in April. Yes, we can all agree it was terrible, but she served her suspension and...

May 21, 2015

May 21, 2015

Legends Football League Quarterback Ashley Salerno Trucks Safety En Route to Touchdown

  The Los Angeles Temptation kicked off their 2015 season with a bang last Saturday, unleashing a 59-24 beatdown on the Las Vegas Sin. The Temptation’s offensive attack was spearheaded by quarterback, Ashley Salerno, who was responsible for four of...

May 21, 2015

The Washington Nationals Have a Dangerous Amount of Hershey's Syrup

Ever wonder what a shipment of 108 bottles of Hershey’s chocolate syrup looks like? If so, you’re in luck, because Washington Nationals clubhouse assistant, Darwin Beacham, tweeted out the following photo of the team’s shipment Thursday morning: https://twitter.com/SpartyDB/status/601423295607664640 Man, you...

May 20, 2015

This Iowa Hawkeyes Tailgate Van is Sitting on Chrome— $3,000

Attention, Ohio: the state of Iowa is making a major run at your crown as the home of the tailgate vehicle. Yes, you will always win the numbers game because you have three major football teams (Buckeyes, Browns, Bengals), but...

May 20, 2015

Salvador Perez Spilling Some Water on Lorenzo Cain’s Head

I have to imagine that one day Lorenzo Cain will blow up (for real) at Salvador Perez for the shenanigans he pulls on him. You can only be pranked so many times before it gets old, right? But hopefully that...

May 20, 2015

Matt Joyce Will Never Be Late to a Game Again

Matt Joyce’s putrid 2015 season (.139/.183/.213; -1.4 WAR!) culminated Monday when the veteran outfielder was late arriving to the Rogers Centre for a rare day game against the Toronto Blue Jays. Though it was a simple mistake (as the first...

May 20, 2015

UNC’s Locker Room Isn’t the Place to Be If You Hate Snakes

If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I have a serious snake phobia. Like, I can’t even look at one on screen without freaking out and having some sort of lingering trauma throughout the day. This...