It was a big enough stock market drop to get the attention of the NSFWBDs. That’s when you know the Dow Jones is having a rough Monday because normally the BDs don’t waste time thinking about their 401ks or stock prices. There are much more worrisome things going on to worry about a small blip in the grand scheme of making money. But this one had some of the BDs shook. This whole corona thing won’t go away (until pools open and people go outside for needed oxygen) and people are starting to think it’s time to take money off the table. That has BDs looking at the 401ks.
Folks, don’t look at the 401ks. Ignore it. Your ass isn’t retiring any time soon so find something else to do. In times like this PornHub’s numbers will go through the roof. Go do that. Pick up a new hobby. Something. Hell, I’m going to start working on an outdoor bar project soon. Need that ready for Memorial Day. New bar, get a new grill grate, really do it up this summer. I see people throwing out grills all the time and I have to wonder why. Hell, I’ve had the same rusted out grill for a decade and that thing won’t die. Get a new grate and keep going. It’s not like I’m cooking briskets in that bitch.
Anyway, the BDs are here today and semi-shook. Not fully shook.
Stock Market is old school niggas. Crypto is the future. I made money in my sleep.#PERIOD #FACTS
— Hona Costello LTD (@HonaCostello) March 9, 2020
I blame the media for fucking up the stock markets with all this coronavirus hysteria. And tbh it's the old people that's catching the disease. Fucking up the economy n shit.
— Joshhhiee (@iMrFreshPrince) March 9, 2020
Stock market got my 401k on bullshit π©
— Bobby Axelrod (@_NeimanMarcuss) March 9, 2020
my 401k down 7% year to date. A lot of niggas at Fidelty finna lose jobs if I make these complaint calls.
— Reesey 12 Hunnit (@RockLeeReese) March 9, 2020
https://twitter.com/bkhall_09/status/1237014498814439424
Found some cheap oil/gas stocks.. man say lmaoo this shit damn near free.. (45 still a whole ass hoe outchea tho)
— Q. West (@QuintonWest) March 9, 2020
Stock market froze lol niggas was eatin
— Von Parchman (@OfficialVRP) March 9, 2020
I have only about 600 in the market and imma still transfer my shit from Robinhood when I get a chance. I don't trade of sell stock but them niggas making me nervous lmao
— Clearance Rack Connoisseur (@goleyayo) March 9, 2020
Bruh, the corona virus is so wild it got the stock market crashing. Nigga, what??? pic.twitter.com/1o2MyLT4sC
— Jamel (@ComputerThug_) March 9, 2020
Nigga the stocks is dropping and we got a global virus going down. JESUS on his way baby
— Tommy Hilnigga ΞβΆπ (@AK_DaFool) March 9, 2020
https://twitter.com/JUXinGToN/status/1236629401212792832
funniest shit ever in the stock market https://t.co/P5RqzKFb9L
— Thanduxolo MG Shandu (@MGTSHANDU) March 9, 2020
