You know what immediately stops me in my tracks while doing my normal Internet searches on a Friday morning? Drunk & stoned Bama fan trying to keep it together while listing to Dire Straits classic “I Want My MTV” in his buddies ride while waiting to get help to his couch.
According to the uploader:
My friend was a little drunk so I picked him up and gave him a ride home. He knows I smoke herb so he kept saying “help me out, bro” and I burned a little joint with him. By the time I got him home he was out like a light and probably got the best sleep of his life. He’s fine, he’s fine…
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I don’t drink so i went to help him out. He was being so loud during the ride, so I gave him a couple tokes to calm him down. Five minutes later he was done!
There you have it, Bama fan just living the life in the offseason. So ripped he can’t even manage words. Thinking Nick Saban gave him a ride home and the Dire Straits have never sounded so good.
Bama fan wants his MTV
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NVV14cVRZQ]
Full video of drunk & stoned Bama fan:
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq4rHm4hDVQ]
