I’d like to imagine this guy has been building up anger since December about Zack Greinke leaving the Dodgers for the Diamondbacks and yesterday he finally snapped. He got up off his couch, went to his closet, grabbed his nicest halloween mask and wig, his go-to Dodgers cap, and drove to Phoenix to rob this bank as revenge.
Or maybe he’s just pissed in general after his team fell short in the playoffs two years in a row. Or maybe he just needed some money. We’ll go with that.
From 12 News in Phoenix:
he FBI is searching for a person who was wearing a Halloween-style mask during a bank robbery in North Phoenix Friday night.
The FBI Bank Robbery Task Force said the robbery happened at Parkway Bank near Tatum Boulevard and Union Hills Drive around 5:40 p.m.
Officials said the bank was getting ready to close when a man, wearing a black Halloween-style mask, entered the bank with a gun. The man was also wearing a black wig, black gloves, a white sweatshirt and a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball hat.
The FBI has him described white or hispanic, 5’8″ to 5’10”, and around 210 pounds. At least once they capture him he won’t have to endure a summer of great regular season baseball only to be let down again in October.
