I just got this email from Brian. Follow along:
So I thought this was hilarious and after laughing about it with dozens of my friends, I figured there will be other readers that will get a kick out of this and have a laugh at our buddy’s expense….
On Saturday I randomly get texted pictures from a friend who I don’t talk to all that often. As you can see from the 1st two pictures attached, I stared for a while and even showed the people I was with to try and understand if I was some idiot for not being able to identify whoever this person was. I asked him who it was, and apparently since I’m a huge college hoops fan he thought that I would be impressed that he was at a restaurant in Chicago with John Calipari. I tried to let him know that wasn’t him since obviously it doesn’t even look like him, and Kentucky had just played in Alabama. He didn’t think I knew what I was talking about so as you see, he proceeded to take a picture WITH the guy and even had a discussion about freshman Chicagoland native, Tyler Ulis.
So please help us all settle what’s the best part of this:
– My friend thinking this generic looking 50yr old guy was Coach Cal?
– My friend actually approaching him and talking UK hoops?
– The balls on this guy to play along as if he were actually Calipari?
– My friend posting this on instagram, facebook, and twitter and only TWO people told him that this wasn’t Calipari?
The best part of this is obviously your friend’s coat. Nothing says I don’t get laid like that coat in Chicago. You start to put on some weight, women suddenly don’t want to go on dates so it’s time to grow the beard to hide the chins and you still wear the coat you thought was cool in 2002. The coat was a little big back then when you were playing in a work league. Now you can’t strap it down.
Seriously, it’s time to hit the gym and ditch the ridiculous coat.
As for Faux Calipari, how does someone even get fooled these days? You pullout your phone, google the Kentucky basketball schedule and find out that the Wildcats are in Tuscaloosa stomping the Tide. The second best part in all of this is that Faux Calipari was able to hold a conversation about Kentucky basketball. The game is over if dad Faux Cal screws up a name and can’t keep Double Chin’s dream alive. Without Faux, you don’t have the texts, IGs, Facebook update and tweets.
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