Dan Uggla and his wife Janet threw a Gatsby-themed party Wednesday night for Lindsey Hermida, the wife of former MLB journeyman Jeremy Hermida. It was Lindsey’s birthday and a good reason to throw a party where Dan could show off the slick ‘stache he’s had time to work on since being released by the Giants in August after refusing a Triple-A demotion.
So…last night was a good chance for extremely wealthy baseball bros to get together and wax about their amazing lives.
The players:
Dan: Bow tie, mustache
Janet Uggla: White fur, really dark hair
Freddie Freeman: The tall goofy guy who was just paid a fortune by the Braves
Chelsea Freeman: The bikini model who just recently married into Freddie’s fortune
The Hermidas:
I have no idea who the rest of these people are. Atlanta baseball junkies might recognize a few faces. From the look of things, you aren’t getting into this Gatsby party unless you’ve made a million+ in Major League Baseball.
The rich being rich on a Wednesday night. Must be nice.
Dan Uggla's Mustache Dominated Gatsby Party At His House
