Man Offers Night With Wife In Fantasy Football Trade For Christian McAffrey

People will go to great lengths to win their fantasy football league. But just how far are they willing to go?

Well, if you believe one viral post from Reddit, then at least one man is willing to throw away any self-respect — and the respect of his wife — in order to land San Francisco 49ers star running back Christian McAffrey.

According to the viral post, Reddit user “Simple_Ad6433” says a “guy in my league is offering [Tony] Pollard for [Christian McAffrey], and I get to bang his wife one night.”

The post reads:

Guy in my league is 3-5 and desperate to turn his team around, and needs more consistency with RB. He sent me a text saying he wants CMC, but theres not really anyone on his team I want (I am currently 7-1 so I dont need to make any changes really).

He said I could bang his wife one time if I accept the trade and it goes through. Honestly, its pretty tempting since she has huge t— and I’ve always fantasized about her. Is it worth throwing my chances to win the ship out the window for a chance to bang his wife?

Now, hopefully this is fake and just a cheap shot at going viral — it worked.

But, if it’s not, is banging your friend’s wife really worth winning a fantasy football league? I guess it depends on how close of friends you really are and how much you value the alleged $3,780 you win for first place.

For the man allegedly offering his wife… where did things go wrong, man? If she’s a dime, you gotta keep that to yourself. You can’t go offering her up to win a fake league between buds.

Because even if you end up winning the league, you still lost at life. There’s no coming back from that.

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