Need some action tonight? Adult superstars Olivia Austin, Jayden Cole, Dani Daniels, Sophie Dee, Cherie Deville, Katana Kombat, Alix Lynx, and Kelsi Monroe will be playing virtual beer pong (minus the beer, I guess, because they’re not calling this a beer pong tournament) with our old friend Lisa Ann as an analyst. Remember when Lisa Ann freaked TF out on me a few years ago? Maybe I’ll tell that story again down the road. It’s one for a podcast.
Anyway, the stars of such classics as Dirty Masseur, Moms in Control, Dyked, Blacked Raw, Families Tied, Assablanca, Pimp My Wife 3 and the one none of us will ever forget, Women Seeking Women Volume 125, will show off their beer pong skills virtually as to maintain social distancing, but broadcaster CamSoda is encouraging distracting opponents. Katana Kombat, an actress based in Miami is the current odds on favorite at +250 to take home the title this evening.
Tonight’s broadcasting action starts at 6:30 on CamSoda. Here are your betting lines.
Odds on who will win the tournament (currently posted on Bovada)
Katana Kombat +250
Dani Daniels +375
Olivia Austin +400
Jayden Cole +600
Kelsi Monroe +650
Alix Lynx +750
Sophie Dee +750
Cherie Deville +800
I did some research because it’s my job and Cherie Deville at +800 isn’t a bad play here. It was just back in March when she declared on a basketball IG video that she’s “literally good at every sport!!” Don’t say I didn’t warn you. That’s the kind of Michael Jordan attitude I want out of my longshot. Hungry. Wants it all. And she’s a Steelers fan so you know she’ll cheat & do whatever it takes to win.
My other research tells me that Sophie Dee is British and I’m not sure they play much beer pong over there. Alix Lynx, according to her IMDb page, “graduated college with a degree in communications and an MBA in digital marketing.” In other words, she knows her way around a party scene and you’d have to assume she has beer pong experience. Keep an eye on her at +750. And Kelsi Monroe is out of Fort Lauderdale. That should be enough for a small lottery ticket on her tonight.