Imagine being Hooters waitress Karlie Collins during this whole quarantine thing. You go from being busy AF with the St. Patrick’s Day crowds to being quarantined and not able to throw on the orange and white uniform. It’s like having part of your soul ripped out. Has to be.
That’s why it’s great to see Karlie get out on a boat this week to reunite with fellow Hooters calendar girl Kailee McIntyre for some sun and White Claws down in Siesta Key, Florida where the DNR agents aren’t looking for quarantine breakers. If I’m breaking quarantine in Florida, this is what it’s going to look like. Over the weekend I talked to my dad down in Marco Island and he said the DNR has closed all his favorite islands where he’d anchor the boat and suck down a pop. Something tells me Kailee’s boat captain knows secret places up the coast on Siesta Key where law breakers can get some social content and suck down seltzers.
Here’s to Karlie and all the other Hooters girls out there struggling during this virus. I know they all want to get back to work and get back to creating that content. Soon, ladies. Hang in there.