Coach @Lane_Kiffin has officially arrived in Oxford!#HottyToddy pic.twitter.com/0RRK3rIrGJ
— Ole Miss Football (@OleMissFB) December 8, 2019
The biggest story in college football this weekend wasn’t Ohio State’s comeback, Oklahoma earning the fourth playoff spot, or LSU’s dominance, it was Lane Kiffin. After his short run at FAU, the Lane Train is back in the SEC where he belongs. The women of Boca Raton will have to find someone else to keep them busy because Joey Freshwater has moved back up to the big leagues and is going after SEC women once again. I’m an SEC guy and something has been noticeably absent from the league the last couple of years so it’s great to add him back to our collection. Although, that’s not to say Lane hasn’t been lurking in the shadows during his time in Boca…
— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) November 30, 2017
Lane’s Twitter account has been one of the best in the biz in recent years, constantly trolling Tennessee and praising Nick Saban hoping he would get hired back to work for his King. But something even better happened… Lane Kiffin got hired to be the Head Coach at Ole Miss. For those that don’t know a lot about the vibe of the different SEC schools, Ole Miss is the PERFECT spot for Lane. They don’t expect championships, just high powered offense, and swagger. Check and check. The greasy hair, suit, and visor fit in perfectly with the look of 99% of people in Oxford, and most importantly for Lane, there are a plethora of wine moms and super seniors that would love to take their turn with Joey Freshwater.
So, Lane is clearly built for Oxford, but is Oxford built for Lane? You tell me…
There's a line of cars backed all the way up to the street at the University Oxford Airport. Fans are eager to greet Lane Kiffin
— Nick Suss (@nicksuss) December 8, 2019
Lane Kiffin already kissing babies and being told “get you a burner phone” in Oxford pic.twitter.com/JSZIBL4UuZ
— Pick Your Poison (@pickpoisonpod) December 8, 2019
This is as good as it gets. Someone threw a party at their private hanger at the Oxford airport so a few hundred fans could greet Lane upon his arrival. It only took minutes for him to start kissing babies and for the locals to start giving him advice on burner phones. The town of Oxford really is just a community of Lane Kiffins. It brings a tear to my eye. I hope this marriage works out as perfectly as it should on paper. It’s time to see if Joey Freshwater’s still got it…
BC INVESTIGATION: Who are these two girls with Lane Kiffin last night? https://t.co/Z3CMQ7biLq pic.twitter.com/1ypfHJWSrA
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) February 4, 2017
