Florida Man Admits He ‘Nutted’ After Humping Olaf At Target

Florida Man has sex with Olaf doll at Target / via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

Frozen 2 is coming out soon and Florida Man Cody Meader, 20, celebrated by having sex with an Olaf doll at a Target store until dropping a load, but Cody was reportedly nice about it all and put the Olaf doll back on the display shelf before moving on to a unicorn that became his next victim.

For his efforts, Meader was charged with criminal mischief and all dolls from the store were removed and destroyed. Hate to see it, but it’s Florida and you really don’t know which of the other dolls this guy was out here banging. Sure, you could go through security footage, but it has to be easier just to take the easy way out and destroy all the Olafs that might’ve been mashed on by Meader.

From TampaBay.com:

Police said Cody Meader, 20, of St. Petersburg, entered the store around 2 p.m. Tuesday. He walked up to a display of merchandise from Frozen, picked a large Olaf stuffed animal, placed it on the floor and proceeded to rub himself against it until he ejaculated.

Then he put it back on the display.

Authorities said Meader then walked into a toy aisle and grabbed another stuffed animal, this time a large unicorn, and rubbed himself against it as well.

Police say there might be a little mental health issue going on here. Don’t know where they might’ve gotten that from. I mean, Cory admitted he “nutted” and seems perfectly fine admitting guilt here. Seems like he just had to get some action without paying for the doll. That’s the real shame here. Give Target the $30 or whatever those things are costing these days. Quit being so cheap.

Cody Meader sex with Olaf doll police report / via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

 

Florida dry humping Olaf arrest report / via Pinellas County Jail
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