Golfer Finds Dildo In Used Bag He Bought, Yanks It Out

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What keeps me energized all these years later to keep going with the Busted Coverage experiment and keep busting my ass to bring you guys the stories you want to half-read? It’s the little things like tonight when a BC reader I met through another BC reader tagged me on Twitter thread from here in Ohio that’s exactly the type of content you guys are looking for.

All these years later I still stand by the premise that gave birth to BC — to entertain guys who are miserable at work, at home, at life in general and need a laugh to cheer them up. Enter the Great Dildo Mystery of 2019.

From Chelse:

So my brother bought a used golf club bag to put his spare golf clubs in. When he got home my dad and him were trying to put the golf clubs in it and there was one spot that for some reason the golf club wouldn’t go down..

So my brother flips the golf bag upside down to see if something is possibly blocking it and something falls but doesn’t come all the way out… My dad (who apparently is not afraid to grab the unknown) reaches his hand in to pull it out….

You guys. I have been hysterically laughing about this ALL DAY. You won’t believe what this man pulled out of the bag

I’ve been Googling ‘dildo golf prank’ and can’t seem to come up with an example of pulling a fast one at the course. I’m clearly not a dildo expert, but that hog has seen some wear and tear that tells me it’s been thrown around a course a few times. Looking too weathered to be a game ball.

Other ideas that popped into my head:

• Could be a Bills fan who sold the bag; dildo might’ve fallen off a shelf and miraculously lodged into the bag

Maybe one of you out there has a prank dildo for the course and can help me out here. Let me know.

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Maybe the boys played ‘Take a swing at the dildo’ at the course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRxZcVpb2Tg

Maybe some dildo golf baseball? Doubt it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZjUTfNoSM

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