If you thought things were going to settle down with the destruction of food via bodily fluids, you would be wrong, according to the West Mifflin, PA police who have a urinator on their hands. That’s right, West Mifflin cops say this (alleged) dirtbag took a leak on potatoes at a western Pennsylvania Walmart.
It’s one thing to lick ice cream, it’s another to piss on potatoes. And people wonder why I spend the extra $5 to shop at the little local grocery store frequented by little old ladies who would never think of taking a piss on potatoes. It’s worth the extra money.
Police are seeking a woman who they say urinated on potatoes at a Walmart in western Pennsylvania.
West Mifflin police posted surveillance photos on their Twitter account. It is not known when the incident took place. A Walmart representative told WPXI-TV an employee saw what the woman was doing.
In a statement, Walmart told the station it “it immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area.”