Massachusetts Woman Making Sexual Sounds Slashes Men After Being Told To ‘Get A Room’

via Sharon, Mass. Police

I guess one of the things you don’t tell Massachusetts Woman Allison Maitland is to “get a room” while she’s getting all sexual in a car at 1:30 in the morning outside a Best Western about three miles from Gillette Stadium. I’m just telling you that for your own safety since Allison went nuts and started slashing guys with a machete over their suggestion.

From the Providence Journal:

Police said the machete attack started around 1:30 a.m when a heated exchange of words outside the Best Western at 395 Old Post Road turned violent.

Police said a New York family was getting back to the hotel from a wedding when they saw Maitland and Perry “being sexual in (a) car” and making loud noises, according to a police report filed with court.

One member of the family, a 31-year-old man, said “get a room” loudly enough for the pair to hear, according to a witness. Perry began to yell and curse at the victim, who walked over toward the car.

The victim’s 26-year-old brother was trying to break up the fight when Maitland jumped out of the car and began to “slash at everything in front of her,” a witness told police. The 59-year-old father of the two brothers struck Maitland and was able to wrestle the machete away from her, but not before Maitland wounded the three men.

Maitland’s attorney has issued a statement to the Associated Press saying Allison “was defending her boyfriend, who was being beaten by the three men.”

Look, if I know anything about women from Massachusetts, I know you don’t press their buttons. I’ve dealt with like 3-4 in my life and it’s a whole new world for those of us who come from the midwest. I’m definitely not up for an argument with one of them, especially if they bust out a machete. I’m out on that shitt.

UPDATE: 07/30/19 Mr. Perry has been arraigned, bail set at $1000.00 Next court date 8/28/192ND UPDATE : 7/29/19 35…

Posted by Sharon, Massachusetts Police Department on Monday, 29 July 2019

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