Cops: Catholic Principal Gets Lit On D.C. School Trip, Refuses To Pay Strip Club Bill

via WAFB

Imagine a Catholic principal going to a Washington D.C. strip club on a school trip and refusing to pay his bill. That’s what police allege went down with Michael Comeau and now Mike has gone as far as resigning from his principal job over this clear lack of judgement on his part. Pay your bill, you freeloader!

It gets even better…his service dog went along to the club. I know you’re wondering how an Ohio Man or a Florida Man didn’t come up with this idea first.

From WAFB:

According to a police report, officers responded to Archibald’s Gentlemen’s Club in Washington, D.C. for “an intoxicated man refusing to pay his bill.”

Comeau allegedly “was observed standing in the roadway, refusing to move,” according to the police report. It went on to say officers asked Comeau “multiple times to move out of the roadway, but Comeau refused.”

Comeau was arrested for public intoxication and possession of an open container of alcohol. Numerous sources told the 9News Investigators Comeau had a service dog with him at the bar/strip club.

From a 2014 story on Comeau taking the principal job:

Comeau, 43, began his teaching career in a Florida high school and moved to Louisiana after receiving his Master’s Degree from Northwestern State in Natchitoches. He coached soccer at Centenary College before becoming an administrator in the Baton Rouge school system. From 2006-2011, Comeau taught and coached in West Baton Rouge, teaching at Cohn Elementary School and helping to coach football at Port Allen High School.

He was the assistant principal at Valverda Elementary School and assistant football coach at Livonia High School the past two years.

“I have a familiarity with the community, having worked in West Baton Rouge Parish,” Comeau said. “I’ve been in public schools for 20 years, and I have a huge variety of experiences, from coaching and teaching in high school to coaching at the college level to teaching third and fourth grade at the elementary level and running two different pre-k through fifth grade schools.”

That’s right, Michael had Florida Man blood in him at one point during his career. You combine Florida Man blood and Baton Rouge into your system and something wild was bound to happen.

Here’s Michael during happier times working for the Lord:

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