I have really bad news for you — you’re not getting hockey or basketball tonight. It’s that time of year when baseball gets the spotlight, but the sport will figure out a way to fucc it up somehow. The Brewers are at Philly, but the weather looks like garbage so that will probably get rained out. Looks like a good night to get stuff done around the house.
Florida Man of the Day
Florida Man, 70, checking in this morning. He told cops “lock me up” and that his "wife treats me like a servant" pic.twitter.com/UzHxHhRGSA
— ESPN Drunk (@EspnDrunk) May 13, 2019