Florida Man Arrested For ‘I Eat Ass’ Sticker On His Truck

via Columbia County Sheriff’s Office

Florida Man Dillon Webb & his ‘I Eat Ass’ sticker on his truck are in hot water this week after a sheriff’s officer didn’t think the sticker was appropriate for public consumption so the officer told Webb to modify it. Of course a Florida Man isn’t going down like that so Webb pretty much told him to take a hike.

Of course a Florida Man sheriff isn’t going down like that so he slapped Webb with an obscenity charge and eventually a resisting charge. I know, this is about as Florida as it gets as two Florida Men whip out their dongs and have a pissing match.

From Fox 4:

Dillon Shane Webb, 23, was arrested Sunday and charged with misdemeanor counts of violating Florida’s obscenity law and resisting an officer without violence, a Columbia County Sheriff’s Office report said.

Webb told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that he plans to file a wrongful arrest lawsuit against the sheriff’s office.

“I’m tired of police forces thinking they are above the Constitution, the Bill of Rights,” Webb said.

A deputy stopped Webb in Lake City because of a vehicle sticker crudely describing a sexual appetite, the sheriff’s report said. When told about the reason for the stop, Webb reportedly said, “They’re just words.”

Look, I don’t want to live in a world where we’re arresting people for words, especially in this case. AssEatnSzn has become a thing that normally white guys in the 18-24 range think is fun and it’ll eventually fade away like all other trends. When the cops go and make it a big deal they’re only making the 18-to-24 years olds want to use those words more. Be smarter than this, cops.

Look at these Nashville cops unfazed by some Ass Eatn:

Dillon’s driving a nice truck….RE-LAX. The guy isn’t some meth head:

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