Ravens Fan Is Selling His Strip Club-ish Tailgating Bus

Are you one of those Ravens fans who’s sold on Ted Bridgewater because the blue checkmarks kept telling you that it’s the Baker vs. Ted era and it’s going to be that way for a long time? Well then it’s time to step up and prove you’re all-in and you can prove it by purchasing this strip club-ish Ravens bus that’s blacked out on the inside so she’ll look like a 10 even if she’s a dirtbag Baltimore 3.

Throw a removable stripper pole — let’s be honest, you don’t want to be walking around the pole on a regular basis to take a leak — into this one and you have yourself a ride that’s going to create memories. You might not remember much, but your buddies will tell you all about all the Snap content this ride created.

From the seller:

1985 GMC Ravens tailgating Bus. Everything you need to tailgate. Bench seating, radio, tv, built in cooler, portable toilet, storage in rear. Rebuilt Jasper engine. New Battery. This bus is ready to party!! Best offer takes it.

This is where I mention how important it is to have that portable toilet — you’re going to need it. No dumps, just leaks. Super critical, especially as the bus owner. You’re going to get bombed after a 4 p.m. kickoff and not be able to make it home one night. You’ll be in sketchy AF Baltimore and not willing to go outside to take a leak in the middle of the night. That portable toilet will pay for itself quick.

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