Cops: Florida Man Hits & Stuffs Dumplings Into His Mom’s Mouth For Not Dressing His Mannequin

via Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office

Florida Man Mikkel Dankner went to jail this week for a very Florida Man reason — he allegedly lit up his mom for not dressing his mannequin. That’s right, mom refused to dress her son’s mannequin and that set off fireworks, according to the fuzz. While I can’t find a photo of Mikkel’s mannequin over on his Facebook page, I did learn that he’s a Miami DJ. His IG account bio reads: DJ | Producer | Vegan | Mind Traveler | BizMan.

The bad news here for Mikkel is that he’s in some big time legal trouble as the Ultra EDM Festival cranks up this weekend. That has to be horrible for bizness.

From WPLG:

A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth, deputies said.

Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to do so, Dankner stood in the doorway, blocking her from getting back inside the home, so she pushed the mannequin to the ground, deputies said.

As Dankner moved to pick up the mannequin, his mother ran inside, but Dankner followed her into the kitchen and pushed her to the floor, deputies said.

I’m going to need a photo of this mannequin. I’m shocked that from all the social content I’ve seen out of Mikkel, I can’t seem to find a photo of this prized mannequin.

Mikkel throwing down beats last week:

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