What happens these days when a Florida family tells their millennial daughter they’re not going to Outback Steakhouse for dinner? Well, one Florida family was attacked for putting their foot down on their 28-year-old daughter. Police say Deana Seltzer went full triggered when mom and dad said they weren’t going to Outback Wednesday night. The sheriff’s office showed up and hauled Deana off to jail.
I know, I’m shocked this came out of the millennial generation. You want Outback? Go to Outback, get your own table and order away. Then pay the bill with money from your full-time job or however you want to pay for it. Time to get on with life, Deana.
According to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, Deana Seltzer, 28, asked her mother to go to the popular chain restaurant in Lake Worth and was told no. Seltzer then became enraged and began punching her mother in the chest and arms, an arrest report said.
Seltzer’s father suffered multiple scratches to his face and body when he attempted to intervene.
“Deana went around the house flipping recliners and tearing up other random … furniture inside the home,” the report said.
Seltzer also charged at her father with a 12-inch decorative knife that had been hanging on the wall, chasing him and screaming, “I’m going to (expletive) kill you.”
Deputies found a knife laying on a kitchen counter after entering the home, along with a glass dining table that had been flipped over.
Seems a little extreme to me, but maybe she wanted the free coconut shrimp:
We're celebrating Iowa's win at the Outback Bowl with a FREE Coconut Shrimp with purchase on January 2nd. Mention to your server to redeem. 🏆 pic.twitter.com/oMLWvdTL0Y
— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) January 1, 2019
Or maybe she was jonesing for a bloomin onion:
When your last name’s Onion… you’re destined to be the Bloomin’ Onion. #bethebloom @tayonion pic.twitter.com/20tmMMMNrb
— Outback Steakhouse (@Outback) January 1, 2019
