Florida Man Arrested For Throwing Dildo At Bills Game

Michael Abdallah was arrested for throwing a sex toy on the field at the Patriots-Bills game

From WBEN

The Buffalo penal system isn’t messing around now. They’re going right after dildo throwers at Buffalo Bills games and they’re clearly going to make an example of Florida Man (alleged) dildo thrower Michael Abdallah, who was shackled and walked in front of a judge on Tuesday to answer to charges that he threw a dildo onto the Ralph Wilson turf during Monday’s game against the Patriots.

Here’s the twist you were waiting for…Michael Abdallah is a Florida Man. According to his Facebook page, Michael is a construction worker who has ties to New York, hence his ties to the Bills and a trip to Buffalo. While I can’t locate any pics of Mike in Bills gear, he’s clearly #BillsMafia and living for the cause.

According to local TV reporter Jeff Slawson, the court slappedĀ a $250 cash bail on Mike “or $1,000 bond. Due back in court December 4th the judge said if he hires an attorney he does not need to personally return to court.”

Sounds like a night in the clink was enough punishment for the court here. Like they want to deal with a dildo thrower in December.

Michael Abdallah is the man who threw an object onto the field during last nights Bills game. He is trying to make his way back to FLA where he lives without serving more jail time pic.twitter.com/laSrVg94Pt

— Jeff Slawson (@Jeffslawson) October 30, 2018

Florida man charged with throwing a sex toy onto the field at last night's @buffalobills game. pic.twitter.com/ul6nt20KYl

— WBEN NewsRadio 930AM (@NewsRadio930) October 30, 2018

Want to see a ref kick a dildo out of the end zone? pic.twitter.com/IkwTxp1ZbM

— Nora Princiotti (@NoraPrinciotti) October 30, 2018