Meet Katie Van Slyke – Instagram Deer Slayer

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I’m not an expert on much, but I’m an expert on what drives southern guys crazy and makes them think they’ve hit the holy grail as far as the perfect wife. Her name is Katie Van Slyke and she has 284k Instagram followers, 99% of which are guys thinking they have a chance to sweep her off her feet. Guys, keep fantasizing. That ex-wife of yours couldn’t deal with your ass, I don’t know what makes you think Katie is interested in a 36-year-old dirtbag already paying for three kids, a bad car loan and lot rent for the trailer.
Anyway, let’s get down to business here and what Katie Van Slyke has going on. It’s deer season. I’ve had the guys on Facebook posting about sitting in a tree stand for 10 hours. Turns out Katie is out there looking to fill her freezer during bow season. She’s out of backstrap and needs to eat. From what I can tell, Katie is out of┬áNolensville, Tennessee, just south of Nashville. She does the horse thing, the gun thing, the huntin, the fishin, pretty much everything you’ve ever wanted out of a wife, but instead you ended up with the one who nagged your ass after work and eventually got half of your retirement.
But it isn’t a bad thing to follow along and keep thinking that Katie might one day see the light and want to run off to the woods with a good ol boy in a beat up Chevy and with child support due at the first of the month. Shoot your shot, fellas.

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