Have you had a ‘Welcome to 2018’ moment yet this year? No? Well this one should be your moment. Florida Woman Crystal Jene-Amber Kohler is responsible for this moment and it happened during a beef with a neighbor. Crystal allegedly shoved the neighbor and dropped a “I’m a Kardashian, I’m going to f— you up,” line.
There it is, we finally can put a face to those who watch that horrible excuse for a television show. Crystal watches. Crystal likely follows all the social content. She wants to be Khloe. Look at her.
From the Miami Herald:
Deputies say the dispute happened at about 2 p.m. Sept. 14 at their Ocala apartment complex.
According to the arrest report, the neighbor told deputies she had just arrived home to her apartment when she heard Kohler “yelling outside towards her direction.”
That’s when Kohler said: “I’m a Kardashian, I’m going to f— you up,” a deputy wrote in the report. The neighbor told deputies Kohler pushed her in the chest with two hands.
“When asked why she did this, Kohler told deputies that the victim is too ‘nosey,’ the department said in a Facebook post. The victim said that this has been an on-going issue with Kohler, in which Kohler yells at the victim for no reason.”
See any resemblance?