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Kevin Federline hauled Britney Spears’ ass back to court for more money

From LVRJ:

Britney Spears is not merely an entertainer. She’s a one-woman corporation.

Spears’ 2017 earnings have been made public during her custody battle with her ex-husband, ex-dancer and current midlevel DJ Kevin Federline.

In financial records published by Entertainment Tonight, Spears earned $56,562,912.38 in 2017.

We can credit Spears’ residency at Axis theater, which ended Dec. 31, and her worldwide tour for those staggering numbers. Reportedly, Federline has reviewed Spears’ earning power and sought an increase in child-support payments from the current $20,000 per month he’s been allotted to $60,000.

I was talking to someone the other day about Kevin Federline’s life as Britney Spears’ baby daddy and how his day must look being a stay-at-home-dad and a total loser when Britney has the kids. If there was ever a reality show — unfiltered, not this stupid multi-camera reality garbage they call reality these days — I’d want to see, it would be one where Federline is followed from 6 a.m. (no way he’s up) to 1 a.m. just passed out with pizza in his hands and watching Cinemax. Imagine this fool with $60,000 a month. I’m actually shocked he’s not getting more than $20k/month out of Brit Brit. How can he possibly live in Hollywood on that kind of money? Something tells me she’s about to pay his ass about $35,000 a month. Seems like a nice way to settle this court dispute.

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