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Meet 32-year-old South Carolina woman Lauren Cutshaw. She says she’s a former cheerleader, former sorority girl, an alum of “high accredited university,” and bangs a cop. Oh, and she is also a “very clean, thoroughbred, white girl.” How do we know all this? Lauren listed all that — and then some — to a cop over the weekend after blowing through a stop sign.
From The Island Packet:
She told officers she had only had two glasses of wine, but when officers asked how much she filled the glasses, she responded, “I mean I was celebrating my birthday,” the report said.
The woman failed sobriety tests and had a .18 percent blood alcohol level, according to a breathalyzer test, the report said.
While officers were investigating the woman, she listed reasons she shouldn’t be arrested:
▪ she’s had perfect grades her whole life
▪ she was a cheerleader
▪ she was a sorority girl
▪ her partner is a cop
▪ she graduated from a “high accredited university”
▪ she was in the National Honors Society.
She told officers, “I’m a white, clean girl,” and when they asked what they had to do with anything she said, “You’re a cop, you should know what that means,” the report said.
In Lauren’s defense, her life achievements seem to check out. Her LinkedIn says she graduated from LSU with a degree in business administration and was a member of Delta Zeta. She’s currently a real estate advisor with Engel & Völkers Hilton Head in Bluffton.
The report notes Lauren is facing charges of driving under the influence, speeding, ignoring a stop sign, and marijuana possession.
