Man Walks Into Planet Fitness, Gets Naked, Does Some Yoga, Gets Arrested

A search for an Eric Stagno in Haverhill, MA shows a result for a 34-year-old personal trainer. News out of that part of the country this week is that an Eric Stagno walked into a Planet Fitness, got naked and started doing some yoga posing while looking like Bin Laden. And then the world got its first, “I thought this was a no judgement zone,” defense from Stagno.
From the Union-Leader:

Eric M. Stagno, 34, of Haverhill, Mass., was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct after police responded to the gym at 95A Plaistow Road at 1:35 p.m. to investigate a report of a nude patron.
“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” police Capt. Brett Morgan said.

Doesn’t sound like Eric was bothering anyone:

According to Morgan, officers found Stagno in what appeared to be a “yoga-type pose” on a mat when they arrived to investigate.
“The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” Morgan said, adding that police walked up to Stagno, asked him to put his hands behind his back and arrested him without incident.

A quick Facebook search for an Eric Stagno out of Haverhill gives us this account. No word if this is the Eric we’re looking for, but Stagno isn’t a very popular last name in that part of the world.

No judging, people!

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