Oklahoma City Woman Arrested In A Snack-cident Stabbing

Tarlynda Huff just wanted a snack. That’s it. A snack. And then some man she was hanging out with had to go and get all offended that Tarlynda wanted a snack. Guess what (allegedly) happens when you start shitt with Tarlynda over her snacking? She’ll stab a fool. Allegedly. Gotta make sure I have that in there for the BC lawyers so they don’t go nuts.
And before you tell me, that’s definitely a hard 43 years on Tarlynda.
From KFOR:

An Oklahoma City woman is behind bars after allegedly stabbing a man over a snack. On July 7, officers were called to an assault at an apartment near N.E. 12th St. and Lottie. According to the arrest affidavit, the victim told police that he and 43-year-old Tarlynda Huff were sitting in his apartment when Huff went to the kitchen to make a snack.
The victim told her that he “didn’t want her to eat his food.”
At that point, Huff became angry and the victim decided to call police.
“As [victim] left the apartment and entered the hallway, [Huff] came after [victim] with a knife and stabbed [victim] in his left shoulder,” the affidavit states.

As you’d expect, this isn’t Tarlynda’s first rodeo with the penal system. She was arrested back in 2012 for throwing a lit gas can at a boyfriend’s house. In that case, she became upset because she wanted to have sex and he refused, according to a police report.
Look, the moral of the story here is that you don’t mess with Tarlynda. Clear as day. Not to be fucced with. Yes, I’ll have the i-Team efforting what snack caused the latest incident.

Tarlynda was much more awake in her 2012 mugshot:


Brooks Koepka & Girlfriend Jena Sims Enjoying R&R
Brooks Koepka & Girlfriend Jena Sims Enjoying R&R
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