Ohio Man Gets Lit AF, Breaks Into House, Eats Frosted Flakes After Getting Kicked Out Of Porn Shop For Passing Out In Booth

Toledo, Ohio cops were called out to a house early this morning on a burglary incident and it turned out to be an incident that will now get passed around the Internet by 100 or so blogs and news channel Facebook pages from coast to coast because it involves getting LIT AF, Frosted Flakes, a porn video store and 3:30 a.m.
Let’s just say Ohio Man gave Florida Man something to shoot for this week and it’s only Wednesday. Get out there and make it happen, Florida Man. Just don’t hurt anyone.
From WTOL:

He was later identified as Gerald Conger. The woman told police that Conger said, “hi,” and then walked out of her bedroom. Police say the woman woke up her mother, who went into the kitchen to find Conger eating their Frosted Flakes. She then told Conger to get out of their house, which he did.
Police say the woman called her husband, and once he arrived home she called the police.  The woman told police the TV was sitting on the floor and had been disconnected, and the only thing Conger took was her ID card from her wallet that was sitting on the table.  When police asked the woman how Conger got into the house, she said they do not lock their front door.
Police were later approached by a clerk at Four Star Books adult entertainment store. The clerk told police he had to kick out a man around 3:30 a.m. because he was drunk and passed out in one of the viewing booths.

Of course I did a little digging and Jerry seems to need a vacation:
https://www.facebook.com/jerry.conger.9/posts/2459771437382392
https://www.facebook.com/jerry.conger.9/posts/2459846330708236

About what you’d expect Four Star Books to look like:

Connor McDavid, 21, Appears To Be Whipped
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