Michigan State Health Physicist Joseph Hattey Accused Of Banging A Basset Hound Named Flash

I saw this news re: Michigan State Health Physicist Joseph Hattey allegedly banging a dog cross my Facebook feed like an hour ago via a Michigan journalist and thought it was some sort of sick joke going around. Then I went to the Michigan attorney general’s press releases and there it was in the flesh. It’s real. The real press release right from the AG’s office.

Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette today charged Joseph Hattey, 51, of Holt, with two counts of committing a crime against nature (bestiality), a 15-year felony for allegedly penetrating a dog with both his hand and penis.
Hattey, an employee of Michigan State University, is not alleged to have conducted the acts on campus or with an animal owned by the university.
Charges were authorized by Magistrate Mark Blumer of the 55th District Court. Arraignment to follow.
The investigation was conducted by Ingham County Animal Control in conjunction with the Ingham County Sheriff’s Department.
The dog has been removed from harm and is currently in the custody of Ingham County Animal Control.
A criminal charge is merely an accusation and the defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty.

The AG’s office didn’t mention in its release that the dog in question is a Basset Hound named Flash.

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