Corey Kluber’s Birthday Decorations Are Appropriately Tame

Corey Kluber, aka the first legit pitcher Shohei Ohtani took deep, spent the night before his birthday carving up the poor Detroit Tigers. Check out the supercut above to watch him paint corners and induce embarrassing swings in a classic KKKKKKKKKKKKKluber performance.

This should call for an epic bday celebration, right? 13 strikeouts and a couple days off until his next start sounds like perfect timing for some raging — but Klubot obviously isn’t most guys. If anything he’s probably reformatting his hardware for his upcoming matchup against the Blue Jays this weekend.

His teammates, however, gave him love and dialed up party planner extraordinaire Dwight Shrute to decorate his locker with a sign and some balloons to celebrate the big 3-2:

Corey Kluber's Birthday Decorations https://t.co/HLZfcsPgl6 – via /r/WahoosTipi pic.twitter.com/NSvbajit5N

— /r/WahoosTipi (@WahoosTipi) April 10, 2018

Kluber actually smiled last night!

It’s so cold in Cleveland, Hell just froze over and Corey Kluber is now ………smiling? #RallyTogether @Reflog_18 pic.twitter.com/AxoUCkkjnl

— Bob Cooke (@RCooke08) April 9, 2018