Buy This Chicago Cubs Harley Davidson Road King Classic 

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This 2003 Chicago Cubs Harley Davidson Road King Classic presents quite the first-world problem. It’s easy on the eyes, has some notable autographs (Ernie Banks, Fergie Jenkins, Ryne Sandberg, Kerry Wood, etc.), and many Cubs-themed customizations… but you’ll probably never want to drive it around out of fear of potentially crashing and ruining it.
via Craigslist
Nonetheless if you’re a Cubs superfan with plenty of disposable income, this unique piece of memorabilia can be yours for $50,000. The seller has apparently been adding on to it since purchasing the bike in 2003.
From the ad:

One of kind Chicago Cub Harley I bought this bike new in 2003 I slowly over the years customized it. It has been autographed by five Cub hall of famers Ernie Banks , Billy Williams, Ron Santo, Fergie Jenkins, & Ryne Sandburg plus Mark Grace and Kerry Wood. I have pictures of everyone signing. It is autographed with a paint pen and clear coated over so they can never be washed off or fade. This bike has many custom things Harry Carey engraved on Derby cover, Wrigley field outfield engraved on windshield, “Go Cubs Go” on shifter link, plus many more things must see to appreciate.

Personally $50K for a showpiece seems excessive, but you do what you have to do to satisfy your fandom.
*As always, no one on BC has connections to the seller and will not receive commission on a potential sale.
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