Blazers Twitter is regarded as the best team account to follow in the entire NBA, and for good reason: they’ve got jokes for days. One of their best moments came over the offseason when they welcomed “Cash Considerations” after a trade with the Rockets:
And photoshopped Cash Considerations into a fake presser:
That silliness is absolute gold. No offense to the other teams — mainly the Hawks and Kings, who are great — but the Blazers stand atop the NBA Twitter mountain. So it should come as no surprise that they’ve brought their game on Valentine’s Day by sending out personalized E-cards to every team, even to rivals like the Rockets and Clippers.
We were going to compile V-Day IG posts for the holiday, but picking our 10 favorite Blazers cards is much less depressing: