Costco John Calipari Is Forcing Me To Like Him


Look at those pants. Look at that coat that looks like a Costco special – possibly a Spyder? You know exactly what I’m talking about at Costco. That spot right inside the big doors where they put a table of 500 coats that look really nice and then you see the price and it’s like $50 cheaper than what you thought it would be.
One thing leads to another and you have a coat in your cart even though you’ve bought like 5 other Costco coats over the last year or so. Don’t get me started on those jeans.
I sorta hate to say it because Cool Twitter will crush me for it, but I’m starting to like Public John Calipari because he’s forcing me to like Public John Calipari. It’s not like I ever hated Cal like Cool Twitter hates him. Guy hasn’t done anything wrong that I know of.
I was just at lunch on Tuesday when Little BC wanted one of those Chinese spike-y balls. Mrs. BC went through the first dollar with no success. Of course she came back to get another dollar and came away with a ball. $2 for one ball. Felt like a huge defeat.
Kinda felt like Calipari after spending $65 on a worthless stuffed animal.

Even wears cargos:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXoJOx3AQeK/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWhZstujTRD/

Just 6.4 miles from Rupp to Costco for Coach Cal…not bad at all:

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