Nick Saban Crushes Jesus Christ In Madison County, Alabama Senate Write-In Totals

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The Senate race write-in ballot numbers are in for Madison County, Alabama and Nick Saban collected an impressive 45 votes from residents living in the northern county that includes Huntsville. This comes just a day or so after we learned that Saban received 8 votes in Morgan County.
The big news from the Madison County write-in ballots has to be the variety of people and inanimate objects that received votes, including three votes for obscene words that the county wouldn’t even publish. Not shocking, Jesus Christ was smoked by a 45-11 score in his race against Nick.
As for other shockers, Big Al Roll Tide picked up a vote. So did Elmer Fud. Santa Claus checked in with one vote as did ‘Your Mom’. Phil from Duck Dynasty continues to be a strong candidate in Alabama even though I think he lives in Louisiana. He grabbed 9 votes in Madison County after getting 4 in Morgan County.

 

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