You can hate on the Ball family all you want, but you have to respect their hustle. They will sell ANYTHING. You know about the $495 shoes and the rest of the expensive gear, but you’re not really in 2017 until you start selling your own emoji app.
For only $1.99 and you can tell people to “Stay In Yo Lane” via a LaVar emoji. Or you can use the LaMelo emoji holding up a “92” for whatever reason. I’m still trying to figure that one out. Here’s what LaVar said in a statement to the Sports Business Chronicle:
“No emoji is a bad emoji in the Big Baller world” LaVar Ball said in a statement. “My sons were born to go pro, and now that Lonzo is leading the way, we are giving our fans a way to text like Big Ballers with the best emojis they’ve ever seen.”
People will probably buy it, which is why I can’t hate on it too much. Get that paper, Ball family.
Also, this is definitely the nail in LaMelo Ball’s NCAA eligibility coffin, right?