Cleveland Jokester On Live TV: Kyrie Will Never Be As Big As Aaron Goldhammer's Dildo


I don’t remember what he called me a liar about in 2015, but ESPN Cleveland dork Aaron Goldhammer and this site have a long history. He’s a hack and legit Cleveland minds hate everything about the guy. That’s why during a live reaction segment last night on ESPN you had someone dropping a Kyrie will never “be as big as Aaron’s dildo.”
That’s just Contentland being Contentland. I’ve said it over and over again, no city does content like Cleveland. I don’t give a shit about NY, Chicago, L.A., Miami, Dallas, etc. Give me 40 cities like Cleveland and I’m buying a massive yacht in about two years.
I was actually accused this week by my employer of being a Browns fan. WRONG! Born into being a Bengals fan. Couldn’t be a bigger insult to a Bengals fan than being accused of being a Browns fan. But the Bengals are fairly boring until Burfict goes unsportsmanlike.
Not Contentland. This city is always pumping out some sort of pageviews. Constantly. In fact, pretty sure I’m going to have ‘Contentland’ shirts created I’m such a Cleveland content bandwagon guy. It’s been years and years of this stuff and I can’t get enough.

Goldhammer the night Manziel was drafted:

Goldhammer when I ran into him before Game 7 of the World Series:

Goldhammer supposedly called me a liar during my Johnny reporting…hahahahahaha…I beat all their asses on Johnny news:

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