Brandy Lerma just has big eyes. I know everyone is freaking out over her mugshot from a weekend DUI arrest, but some people just have big eyes. Big eyes just run in families, according to some Lasik doctor. One thing leads to another and Brandy’s mugshot is being passed around like a bottle of Jack.
Let’s see how we got here.
A 31-year-old woman whose blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit as she drove in suburban West Palm Beach with a 3-year-old child unbuckled in the backseat was arrested this weekend, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
On Saturday, Brandy Lerma of Boynton Beach was driving southbound on Haverhill Road near Belvedere Road when a tow-truck driver noticed she was “zig-zagging in and out of lanes,” a sheriff’s report said.
“I was afraid she was going to kill someone,” Juan Martinez wrote in his witness statement.
I’m sure the alcohol might’ve had to do with some of that mugshot. Look, if what the police say is true, she was LIT. She blew a .200 and had a backup blow of .187. Definitely LIT.
And then Brandy came clean.
Lerma told deputies she took Percocet, a pain killer, and Xanax, a sedative, and had consumed “two fireball drinks.”
Like I said, she just has big eyes. This is Brandy in what appears to be a moment of sobriety:
Big Eyes Brandy!
Hey girl, let’s party!