Grown Man Dwight Howard Rocks His “May I Suggest the Sausage” Shirt to Hooters


Dwight Howard had himself a Wednesday night in downtown Atlanta — he hit up Paranoia Quest (escape room place) with his boys to work the brain a bit, and followed up his success — or failure — with a post-quest meal at Hooters. And he did it all in the most D12 shirt ever:

Normally I’d say that this is a shocking lack of self awareness for D12 considering he has a baby mama story leak like every year, but in a way he’s just an everyman. Dude’s banked over $167 million in his NBA career and he’s still buying stuff a college bro would wear.

Dwight and his sausage shirt tackle the escape room:

Want the same shirt? It’ll set you back $21:

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