A Redditor Named "KatyPerrysBootyHole" Scooped The MLB World On The Jose Quintana Trade


White Sox ace Jose Quintana was traded earlier today to the Cubs for 4 prospects, which is some pretty big news in the baseball world. The White Sox get to stack their farm system even more and the Cubs get the ace-caliber pitcher that they’ve needed. A win-win for both sides.
But the best part about this trade isn’t the trade itself. It’s the guy who broke it. If you want to get technical, the teams actually broke it because somehow every baseball reporter on the planet was napping at the same time, but really this dude “KatyPerrysBootyHole” broke it last night before anyone. He threw this post up on Reddit saying he’s heard from sources about the trade and then “wetbutt23” swoops in and confirms. Big day for butts in baseball.

This is the world we’re living in, people. In 2017, dudes on Reddit named after a celebrity’s b-hole are breaking big time trades in Major League Baseball. What a time to be alive.

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