Cowboys CEO Stephen Jones Is Selling His Dallas Dump For Just $8,899,000

Are you moving to Dallas and don’t want to mess with going the Property Brothers route or you can’t get Chip and Joanna Gaines to leave Waco to do a reno? Then stop what you’re doing, call your realtor and make an offer on Cowboys CEO Stephen Jones’s (Jerry’s son) massive 10,500 sq. ft. mansion in one of the top neighborhoods in the United States where the homeowner doesn’t touch an inch of his grass with a mower and has multiple maid services to take care of the inside.

The asking price? $8,899,000. I know, it’s daunting, but your neighbors will be so incredible. The house behind Stephen’s is Zestimated at $13.5 million. In other words, you’re not going to get losers who don’t rake their leaves in the fall.

From Stephen Jones’s realtor:

Picture perfect on a corner lot in the heart of HP! Built in 1996 & extensively updated, this home is truly exceptional with its quality of materials, fabulous layout & perfect mix of classic + contemporary details. The 1st fl has a rich library & pub room, guest rm, beautiful formals & flawless kitchen open to a breakfast rm & den. The 2nd fl holds a spacious 5 beds & playrm. The stunning backyard comes with a lovely pool, spa, pergola & loggia!

No clue what a loggia is, but it sounds expensive so make sure it’s included in the sale price.

Other highlights of Stephen’s pad:

• 6 beds, 8 baths

• Billionaires live in the neighborhood

• Half-acre lot…not much for your Mexican landscapers to take care of

• 23 miles to the stadium that Jerry built

• 15.5 miles to Rick’s Cabaret

Mortgage: You’re looking at around $33,900/mo. before you figure in the approximate tax bill of $16,000 a month…let’s just say you’ll want to put a few dollars down to bring down that payment.

  • Joe KinseyBUSTEDCOVERAGE Writer
    I started Busted in 2007, sold it in 2011 and Coed kept me around to run this operation. Based in Ohio. Contact me: @bustedcoverage
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