As you can see from the above post, Reddit user “doublerockford” had a rough night after snooping on his girlfriend’s phone only to see that a retired NBA player sent her a dick pick via Snapchat. Undoubtedly a not-so-envious position Doublerockford is in at the moment, but I’m not here to dish relationship advice. No. I’m here to speculate on who the retired player is.
The /AskMen Reddit community is in the same boat as me, and questioned the OP, who was willing to offer up the player’s position, ballpark age range (~42) and draft round:
Go ahead and scroll through some first-round draft classes and let your imagination run wild.
Sidenote: Eliminate the all stars since the OP didn’t consider him to be a good player.