United Airlines Screws Chandler Parsons



Chandler Parsons’ big plans for the long holiday weekend? Take a break from his comeback grind to attend a friend’s wedding and enjoy a good lay or two, or three. Probably.

But unfortunately Chan Dog is going to have to come up with a Plan B because everyone’s favorite hated airline, United, stayed true to form and left another customer unsatisfied:


Dragging flyers off planes is bad enough, but now NBA heartthrobs are being wronged? How dare you, United.


Plus side for Grizz fans: more time for Chandler to put up shots.

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