Watch Vladimir Putin Score Goals on Helpless Defenders



Huge disclaimer: I don’t know jack about hockey, but I do know when Vladimir Putin takes the ice everyone just lets the man do whatever he wants. You know, better to let the Russian Pres do some damage and score a bunch of goals than risk death.

As you can see below, the 64-year-old suited up for the Night Hockey League Gala Match and there were goals — albeit unimpressive goals — aplenty:

"Шайбу забросил Владимир Путин": Гол президента в гала-матче Ночной лиги

— Дмитрий Смирнов (@dimsmirnov175) May 10, 2017

It’s really like Vlady was in quicksand out there:

Шайба Путина: Пока Лавров общается с Трампом, Путин играет в хоккей

— Дмитрий Смирнов (@dimsmirnov175) May 10, 2017

Send your prayers out to this goalie who stuffed Vlady twice:

Путин вышел на лед: президент играет в хоккей в составе "Сборной легенд" в Гала-матче Ночной лиги

— Дмитрий Смирнов (@dimsmirnov175) May 10, 2017

Vlady obviously had some extra motivation after CBS came in hot pregame:

Our @elizapalmer caught Russian Pres. Putin rink side and asked him about the firing of former. Dir. Comey.

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) May 10, 2017

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