At some point Manny Ramirez will have to hang up his cleats and stop killing pitchers overseas. I know the thought of “Manny not being Manny” is depressing, but the guy is 44 years old now — Father Time will rob us some day soon.
But until then, you can go ahead and savor Manny’s first dong as a member of the Kochi Fighting Dragons:
The Dragons ended up losing this game 3-2, but it really doesn’t matter. Mid-40s Manny just went f—king opposite field in a Japanese indie baseball league game.