It goes without saying, but Chicago Bears fans — and Mike Glennon — are not in a good place after their bonehead front office f—ked up and bet their future on goddamn Mitchell Trubisky. Surrendering four draft picks for a guy the 49ers weren’t going to take anyway? Yeah, that’ll drive a fanbase to the edge.
We here at the BC office hate to see Bears fans so depressed in May, so we’re going to try to ease the blow with the Bears lowrider above. It’s on the market for $4,000, but the seller says it’s “gotta go” and will listen to offers:
4k obo cars gota go
Dropping 4k on something Bears related probably isn’t something you want to do right now, but trust us, that anger and depression you feel right now will subside by July. Probably. By then you’ll just be happy to have football back in your life and possibly be convinced that Mitchell is the savior.