Rather than gunning for his first ever green jacket, Dustin Johnson is home in Florida rehabbing his mysterious back injury. Such a shame. The World No. 1 was rolling heading into The Masters, then he tried to walk around in socks and it all went to shit. Our hearts really go out to that guy.
Actually, they don’t. Because pregnant Paulina Gretzky decided to throw an IG fastball to remind us DJ is still winning this weekend.:
No Masters? Whatevs, DJ will just stretch out the back poolside and watch Sergio choke (and then rebound).