Of course I’m going to get the SJWs harassing me for writing “Future Massholes” in the headline for this one, but let’s cut to the chase here — it’s an endearing headline. One day those kids will appreciate the distinction. Badge of honor. Titles for days. Holding signs at parades bragging about rings.
So back off, SJWs.
Look at how happy those kids are when Gronk goes HAM on that natural spring water. They’ll be telling stories about this day forever. It’ll be their bar story when Gronk’s like 65, working for ESPN like a Mike Ditka and is the funny old guy on TV.
Different angle, same excitement: