You guys are out there struggling with Wisconsin Tinder dates. You’re driving the same 2009 Civic that’s not getting the job done. You’re not hitting the lottery and getting a Lambo so let’s start thinking next-level shiit here to get you some action. I need you to go out and take out a loan on this 1949 Wisconsin truck.
Now you have the truck. This is when you take a new Tinder profile pic next to your tricked out Badgers truck. There’s nothing more intriguing to a woman than test driving something intriguing. She’s swiping on your ass and you’re getting a date.
You pick her up and the truck is an instant ice breaker. You gun that shiit outta her driveway. She’ll be moist. She’s looking for a bad boy who is dangerous but not jail dangerous. After dinner you offer her the chance to drive the ’49.
She’s going to go nuts. Panty Dropper City.
Buy the ’49 Wisconsin truck:
SHOW YOUR WISCONSIN BADGER PRIDE! GREAT TRUCK FOR TAILGATING, PARTIES AND PARADES. 1949 CHEVROLET 3100 5 WINDOW TRUCK FROM CALIFORNIA, ORIGINAL MATCHING ENGINE AND TRANSMISSION, RUNS GREAT. ASKING PRICE IS $24,900. CALL AUTOTEC OF MADISON (WISCONSIN LICENSED CAR DEALER)