Bob Kraft Seemed Lit During Trophy Presentation


I didn’t want to be the guy who had some fun with Bob Kraft’s mumbling speech after being awarded the dumb AFC Championship trophy that’s probably given to janitors at the Patriots complex because by this point they’re so useless to the organization.
I didn’t want to be the guy who said it sounded like Bob was drunk and slurring his words during the speech and then find out that he had a stroke that I didn’t hear about and then become that asshole that Twitter wants to pounce on. I was having too good of a Sunday to blow it. So I asked if Bob had a stroke, didn’t hear anything back from Patriots fans so it was time to have some fun with Bob’s mumbling.


The guy is now 75 and can’t stop winning at life. At one point he had the relationship going with Ricki Lander, the hot actress who was like 29. I’m not sure if that’s still a thing. She hasn’t mentioned Bob on IG in like six months or so.
But Bob’s back in the Super Bowl and seems ready to party in Houston.

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