Belmont Fans Eats A Spoonful A Mayonnaise Behind The Broadcast Crew


That headline is a little misleading because there is not a chance in this world that that is actual mayo. Zero percent. Nobody can just eat mayo, unless you’re a goddamn sociopath.

But I’ll play along here. Yesterday, Belmont smashed UT Martin in a little hoops and this fan, who knew he was going to be sitting behind the broadcast crew, brought this giant tub of mayo as a little snack during the game.

Twitter went crazy, everyone believed it, but not me. I won’t be fooled. The consistency of the mayo isn’t right. It’s not thick enough, which means it’s 100% vanilla pudding or something similar. Nice try, Belmont fan, but you can’t get that past me on this Friday.

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